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Everything You've Always Wanted to Know... about Skip Kelly
Born and Raised: Exeter, NH
Professional: I keep myself busy with (not one, but....) 2 jobs !! I have this fun little radio gig that I do………and I have also been a Mobile DJ/Host/Emcee (specializing in weddings and adult parties like birthdays, anniversaries and corporate events) for over 3 decades ! Yes, I OBVIOSULY started as a young child....
Personal: Married to my best friend Stacie since 2001, 4 cool kids - Tyler (age 18), Zak (age 10) and my 'princess', Alexa (6) and.....{drum roll, please}, we were just blessed with a new baby boy on November 29, 2011 ! We named him Landen James. Great little guy and a wonderful addition to the family !
Hobbies: Working out and trying to keep that boyish figure. It gets harder with each passing year, however. (Were'nt these same weights a bit lighter 20 years ago?) Photography, playing kids games with the kids, holding hands with my wife, martial arts.
Favorite Music Artists: Brad Paisley, Toby Keith, Rascal Flatts, Chicago, Elton John, Billy Joel
Favorite Sports Teams: Being from New England I am a devoted Patriots and Red Sox fan (the 2000's was a good decade for me) And working in South Florida radio, I also grew to like the Miami Dolphins and the Florida Marlins.
Favorite TV Shows: I don't watch a LOT of TV, but when I do...I have to admit it....I am a reality show junkie. Survivor, American Idol, Amazing Race, America's Got Talent, etc will keep my attention. I also like Professional Wrestling and Desperate Housewives. Eclectic, you say???!!!
Favorite Getaways: New England. Returning to your "roots" is always cleansing and keeps you grounded. I also like the west coast of Florida (my wife's family is there - yes, I actually like my Mother-in-Law...) and my living room. I escape to these places as often as I can.
Professional Influences: When growing up, I used to listen to a hometown radio station with an afternoon guy whose name was (and still is) "Duncan Dewar". I thought he sounded so cool and I wanted to do what he was doing for a living. I am STILL in touch with Duncan to this day.
Philosophy: Character is doing the right thing even when nobody is looking.
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Along the lines of the K-Mart "Ship My Pants" commercial, comes this one. I still think the Ship My Pants is better/funnier, but I did get a chuckle out of the new one. Which one is YOUR favorite ?
How to make a guy who stuffs dead animals look even weirder.
Chuck Testa of Ojai Valley Taxidermy is getting attention from more than just dead wildlife enthusiasts since the debut of this mesmerizingly weird ad. Apparently, all it takes is a little money and lot of creativity to make any mild-mannered business owner look completely insane.
Creepy chiropractor ad promises terrifying treatment for hot, frightened women.
Here's another local ad designed to be as Internet WTH-worthy as possible. Every actress is staring into the camera with a look that says, "This is why I make sure to tell my housemates the addresses of all my shoots, so they know where to find my body." If anything, he'll see an influx of dudes making appointments in the hope of meeting hot girls in the waiting room.